Do you ever look at the tags you’ve previously made when they come up automatically and wonder “When the hell did I use this?”
#And a glow in the dark unicorn puzzle #And then when my mother asks why I am stuffing my face with cookies I shall say TO TEACH THEM A LESSON #also you are not bi-curious baby I'm pretty sure you are bi as fuck #children have peed in that water #Everyone died: THANK GOD #flying iguanas are cool now #getting emotional over computer AIs dot tumblr dot com #is it weird that I find her eyebrows really attractive? I'm pretty sure it's weird #I was just trying to get my heart broken wasn't I? #I'm kind of excited to see my co-worker's reactions #I swear there better not be any cat deaths in the book I'm reading now or I don't know what I'll do #Is it weird that I find his nose very attractive? #Iris Tsang is my shoe-throwing soul sister #I would be doing it a disservice if I didn't ship them #It's not my fault some people are just so talented that they make me want to read all their stuff even though I have not idea what's going on #I just tried to recreate this and it was all like will it blend that is the question and I'm all like CLEVERBOT STOP ADVERTISING AT ME I ALREADY HAVE A BLENDTECH BLENDER #I would kill a baby #I AM THE BEST TACO #I am going to the zoo right now and stealing a penguin so I can tickle it #I want someone to compare me to a potato #lady kisses for me it is then #The spoon is a metaphor for his penis #They sing to him about B.O. and brushing his teeth #WIIIISEEEE MEEEEN SAAAAY ONLYYYY FOOOOOLS RUSH IIIIIIN #You better eat more than half the food on your plate someone slaved over a hot stove for that you ungrateful brat #You know what I don't Understand? People who can actually understand physics and/or chemistry. People who like Twilight. People who like olives. People who go to the pool when It's freezing out.

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